Friends and Loved Ones, For way too long, three unruly “rock stars” have been jamming nonstop in my lady bits — turning my uterus into the loudest, most unwanted garage band ever. They didn’t ask for a stage, but they took it anyway, and honestly, the noise has been a nightmare. But guess what? Their final tour is about to happen — and spoiler alert: the headliners are getting canned. Biohazard containers, get ready, because these freeloaders are about to be packed up and shipped out! In less than two weeks, I’m going in for fibroid surgery — a quick half-day release party that should get me back on my feet in 2 to 4 weeks (if I don’t start crowd-surfing too soon - which I promise to sit still). I’ve set up this page to rally my fan club and support team — that’s you! Whether you want to drop off some healing vibes, meals, or just cheer me on from the sidelines, I’ll gladly receive your support. Let’s make this one for the books! And as a thank-you, every supporter will earn a special commemorative sticker — an official badge of honor for being part of the festivities! With love and gratitude, Erika
Venmo or the Give in Kind Care card is great because this will help me can pay local vendors directly. Please no sick visitors - if you have a doubt or question, best to give a call first. For all my Julia Child meets Betty Crocker peeps, let's chat before you make a culinary masterpiece. I've always been a picky eater with a sensitive tummy. I'm going for high fiber, lean protein, seafood, and veggies. No to low sugar and absolutely no dairy because the last thing I'll need is my tuba tootin' during recovery.