After years of carrying around this… architecturally ambitious chest situation, I have decided to pursue a life of elegance, balance, and shirts that don’t gape like they’re gasping for air. My spine has been whispering “please” for decades, my shoulders have developed the personality of overworked interns, and frankly, I deserve to stand upright like a human being instead of a question mark. This surgery has been a long time coming, and I’m stepping into a new era — one where I let people support me without pretending I’m a self‑sufficient woodland creature who lives off vibes and stubbornness. There is ZERO pressure to donate/help. None. I will still love you, like you, or politely nod at you in public exactly the same. But if you do want to support me on this journey to a lighter, perkier, less gravitationally‑challenged future, I appreciate you more than my spine will appreciate this surgery and that’s saying something. <3
Dietary Restrictions: I am lactose intolerant but I don't let it boss me around. Visting: I have NEVER had surgery before. I have no idea how I will respond. Best bet - text first. I will probably be a bit of a goblin so just be prepared.